Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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