i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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