I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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