between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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