puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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