Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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