Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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