okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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