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I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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