I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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