Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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