Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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