He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
