why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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