No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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