I think I died a long time ago.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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