): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Fuck appropriateness.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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