You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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