just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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