You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
