whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
