imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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