What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
