he shaved USA in his pubs
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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