On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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