My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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