i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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