dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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