Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
where does the pee come out of this thing
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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