College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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