i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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