Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Moan for me like Helen Keller
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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