And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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