am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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