It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
