people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Your penis caused this!
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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