she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Randomize
