I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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