normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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