I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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