Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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