white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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