ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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