idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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