We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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