Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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