just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
COCAINE IS GR8
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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