thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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