OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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