So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
do herpes really smell.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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